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M i s s i n g

a choose-your-own-adventure novel in progress
by Brian Lemarié

Each chapter is a path that forks --<
offering several alternatives for the protagonist to pursue.
YOU DECIDE what happens next by voting for one of these alternatives.


chapter one
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Carlos Johnson wakes up one morning to find that his left is arm missing. More mystified than alarmed, he takes the day off from work and walks to the park to think about his new condition. He sits there on a bench for several hours, checking his phone from time to time to see if Claudia, his exgirlfriend, has replied to his e-mail. He starts reminiscing about a librarian he once saw, whose exotic beauty (pale skin, dark curls, enormous nose) dazzled him, and whom he never saw again, despite repeated visits to the library. He is accosted by a three-year-old boy, who stares at him but does not notice his missing limb, and by three proselytizing Hassids who (also not noticing his missing limb) try to get him to put on phylacteries. He rushes back home to pack his stuff and leave town, having decided to become a hermit and live in a cabin in the woods like Henry David Thoreau. On the way home, he runs into the librarian of his dreams, but he is too dazzled to strike up a conversation.


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chapter two
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Carlos follows the librarian to Café Steinhof on Seventh Avenue, where she is having lunch with Beppo, his neighbor, a Holocaust survivor. Carlos takes a seat an observes them, wondering how the hell she knows Beppo. He plans to go up to them and have his neighbor introduce them. Since she is fascinated by the Holocaust, Carlos will tell her about his father, Sam Johnson, who was prisoner at Auschwitz--though unlike Beppo, he never talked about his experiences in the camps and always covered his tattoo. He was so secretive about it that, growing up, Carlos thought his father was a Nazi in hiding. It was only when he died that Carlos discovered his true identity: his birth name was Szmul Joskowicz. Before Carlos has a chance to introduce himself, however, Beppo and the librarian finish their lunch and leave. Carlos snatches her receipt and is shocked to discover her name: Esther Joskowicz. He rushes out and follows Esther all the way to Second Avenue, where she has a studio. She is a painter. He then follows her from her studio to the subway station on Smith Street, and onto the northbound G train.


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chapter three
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Carlos is taken aback when Esther suddenly puts on a wig, a long green skirt, and a sweater. She gets off at Flushing Avenue, and he follows. On the street she confronts him. He says they're related, and mentions his father, Szmul Joskowicz. She says her husband had a brother named Szmul, but he was killed in Auschwitz. Carlos suggests they grab a coffee. She declines, but agrees to take his phone number. Having nothing better to do, he follows her to her Williamsburg ghetto, a wall-enclosed slum of narrow, winding streets and limestone houses, where the Hasidim are all dressed in green. He attempts to approach her, but is surrounded by a mob of Hasids, who beat him senseless. When he comes to, he is lying in an alley. An African Hasid named Shloyme comes to his aid. Carlos learns from Shloyme that Esther is the wife of the rebbe, the spiritual leader of the sect, a holy man and miracle worker. Carlos asks Shloyme to take him to the rebbe, but Shloyme says that is impossible--to see the rebbe you need connections--and suggests they go to his house instead: Shloyme's mother, an infamous adulteress but otherwise a very fine lady, makes the best kreplach in the world.

Now YOU decide. What should Shloyme do?
Take Carlos home to meet his mother, the adulteress.
Take Carlos to the rebbe's house and try to get an audience with the holy man.
Other (please specify) _________________.
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