I AM so happy to be having lunch with you girls! It is good to practice my English. I sometimes talk English with my friend--she is from Scotland so maybe I talk a little like a Scottish girl, non? Tell me, what is "poss - ee" mean? I meet this American boy and he tells me he must go see his poss - ee? Ah! Les copains! I love American slang!
L'américain was un touriste. He tells me he will write but...! I do not care. But I do not like people who declare one thing and do not do the thing. If one declares one will write, one writes. Tout à fait! Maybe he is killed? On TV I see many Americans killed. America is gun crazy, non!
These foreign cons are all the same. They think it is all part of the holiday package. La Tour Eiffel! Voila! The French girls! Voila! At least les Americains are not as bad as the English. Les Anglais think romance is getting complètement saouls and then fuck-ing in the toilette. Saouls? Comment dit-on? Drunk! Oui! Drunk and then the fuck-ing. The English girls have no pride.
Call him? E-mail him? Why? He will think I like him, maybe?
Forget? Forget? A little difficile. He tells me he has le--comment dit-on? You know, when a man has zip zip done to his--yes! How do you say it? Vas - e - cto - mie? Ah, oui! It is the same in French. And I think maybe he was not telling the perfect truth. Maybe he left a little gaspillage?
Merde! Pardonez-moi!
That is my fifth American I must save! And always they are so fat I can not do the best job. Why Americans are always--you know--gag! gag! Ah, the processed foods. It is true. I had le Mac 'n Cheese and it is true--it is not necessary to teeth. Oh, they come. Les américains must always thank. Americans are always thanking so much!
(De rien! No, you do not need to give me money! No! I am not une serveuse! Oui!)
What did they say? Merde-ci? Murth-ci? They were born that way or the French is so bad?
