Luis queman tu Astoria. Y tú has dar can dice mal. Gis o onda eléctrica al gua ayer Zelda sí hielos ni que res. Luis traed tu tos dos ni que res da un huid abrí que. No dais. Y te fe lona limo sin a han da manga tapan de sed, "¡Da y, rasca al!" A notó ríos sí si, Luis rana buey. India parta amén ¡TAPA PAN! A leí di col de Dana sur fa sed, total y nuda han de sed date Zelda jade fraude dejó locos te museo meando en tu ja id ante que yoga. Den Luis ente red a fantasmagórica al re ver y han gis o Zelda con torta dan tú y usted.
instructions
A spinglish is an English text written exclusively with Spanish words. You read it in Spanish, but you understand it in English. If you don't (or won't) read Spanish, copy the text and paste it in this TEXT-TO-SPEECH machine. Select Spanish as the language and click "Say it." An artificial gentleman will read the story to you. This artificial gentleman has a Spanish accent, which accounts for all the lisping: "Thelda, "dithemal," et thetera.
translation
Louis they burn your Astoria. And you have to give dog says bad things. Chalk or electrical wave to marbles yesterday Zelda yes ices not even that beef. Louis bring your cough two not even that beef gives a flee I opened which. You do not give. And to you faith canvas I file without to they have gives sleeve they cover with thirst, "Give and, scratch to!" To noticed rivers yes if, Louis frog ox. India that he may split amen COVERS BREAD! To I read I gave glue of Dana south F-flat thirst, total and nude have of thirst give yourself Zelda jade fraud left madmen to your museum urinating in your ha go before that yoga. That they give Louis being net to phantasmagorical to D-flat see and have chalk or Zelda with sandwich they give you and you.
