instructions
L'hébrais est un texte français écrit avec des mots hébreux. On le lit en hébreux, mais on le comprend en français. Si vous ne lizes pas l'hébreu, voici la version anglaise; trauisez-la en français et vous aurez le texte hébraïque original, tout simplement.
An hébrais is a French text written exclusively with Hebrew words. You read it in Hebrew, but you understand it in French. If for some reason you have neither Hebrew nor French, consult the English translations below: the first is a literal conversion (i.e., what the text would mean if it were Hebrew rather than hébrais); the second is a translation of the French meaning that the Hebrew words generate (i.e., of the hébrais).
if you say this in Hebrew -->
"A strawberry they are light!" a cry Zelda. "A lion a pen fly away her vomit is an island of a peak, a strawberry they are light!"
"Pen mountain," a cry Louis. "A crack of her eyelash power. A lion to my father the god of myrrh to the nation of light."
Dan I will mistake for her or a peak, curd vomit Louis is a goat Zelda the heart is a mountain Izzy the manna the jackal.
To a shout a blind stranger. Izzy I will mistake for her. Al I will mistake for her or a peak--like a god in him nonsense innocence, a peak a foolish basket!
Al a cry, "A lamb vomit, a lamb touch her?"
"He is without fly away I will touch, the vomit of a blind mountain a peak looked around," a cry Izzy. "Touch touch touch touch touch!"
"Like a god she sings in me the Lord!" a cry Dan.
Izzy but to her to a waking publisher Hitler there is no island, Zelda's goat, vomit I will mistake a pear a lamb, the leaven of a cell of an almond tree he spelled terror. Boom boom boom!
He kneads an island they are not tea-light Al they are light or a peak--like a god in him nonsense innocence myrrh!
"He is a pen Izzy?" a cry Zelda. Izzy drive please for her. Zelda drive please for her or a peak.
Louis is an echo Dan I will mistake a shutter of tea even goes up.
--> you get this in French
"Everything is dead!" cried Zelda. "Life and everything here, everything is dead!"
"Stop it," cried Louis. "That's just bullshit. Life is life and death is death."
Dan was also there, who like Louis and Zelda was going to see Izzy in Manhattan.
The three arrived. Izzy was there. Al was also there--what a pretty little man, so dirty and vile!
Al cried, "Who are those blokes?"
"Forget all these blokes, who arrived so late," cried Izzy. "Bloke bloke bloke bloke bloke!"
"What folderol!" cried Dan.
Izzy swallowed the Hitlerian molars and Zelda, who was annoyed, took out her Uzi and shot. Boom boom boom!
The dog died and Al also died--what a pretty little dead man!
"Where is Izzy?" cried Zelda. Izzy took off. Zelda also took off.
Louis and Dan were sad and distraught.
