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episode 26 (read plot)
Lee Berman (spinglish)
Lee Berman (heblish)
Lee Berman (fringlish)
Lee Berman (english)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 25
(read plot)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 24
(read plot)
Brad Lawrence (prose)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Leeore Schnairsohn (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 23
(read plot)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 22
(read plot)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 21
(read plot)
Lee Berman (hébrais)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 20
(read plot)
The BTK Band (video)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 19
(read plot)
Lee Berman (zarfabrit)
The BTK Band (video)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 18
(read plot)
Lee Berman (engrit)
The BTK Band (video)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 17
(read plot)
The BTK Band (video)
Brad Lawrence (prose + video)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 16
(read plot)
The BTK Band (video)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 15
(read plot)
The BTK Band (video)
Sherri Eldin (video)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Jim O'Grady (video)
Ari Stophanes (prose)
Matt Sachs (verse)
Katherine Wessling (video)
Steve Zimmer (video)

episode 14
(read plot)
The BTK Band (video)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 13
(read plot)
The BTK Band (video)
Brad Lawrence (prose + video)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 12
(read plot)
The BTK Band (video)
Carolos Diamond (comic strip)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)
Julietta Wino (video)

episode 11
(read plot)
Lee Berman (englés)
Lee Berman (spinglish)
The BTK Band (video)
Miriam Jacobson (prose)
Brad Lawrence (prose and video)
Daniel Levin Becker (prose)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 10
(read plot)

Lee Berman (englais)
The BTK Band (video)
Anne-Marie Jackson (pattern poem)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)


episode 9 (read plot)
Lee Berman (heblish)
The BTK Band (video)
Ophélie Darses (video)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Roni Levit (image)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 8
(read plot)
Samadar Ben-David (video)
Lee Berman (fringlish)
The BTK Band (video)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Eitan Lieberman (video)
David Rando (prepared Rubik's Cube)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 7
(read plot)
The BTK Band (video)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Vanessa Quintanilla (video)
Emmanuel Rodriguez (video)
Ari Stophanes (prose)
Leib Teierman (prose)


episode 6 (read plot)
Didier Bedet (video)
The BTK Band (video)
Marie Daillancourt (video)
Mónica Espina (video)
Miriam Jacobson (play)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Maëlle Lenoir (video)
François Raffinot (video)
Emmanuel Rodriguez (video)
Vincent Sterne (video)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 5
(read plot)
Lee Berman (poem)
The BTK Band (video)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 4
(read plot)
The BTK Band (video)
Ann Buechner (poem)
Carlos Diamond (comic strip)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)

episode 3
(read plot)
The BTK Band (video)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Ari Stophanes (prose)
Katherine Wessling (video)


episode 2 (read plot)
The BTK Band (video)

Sherri Eldin (video)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Brooks Reeves (comic strip)
Ari Stophanes (prose)


episode 1 (read plot)
The BTK Band (video)
Sherri Eldin (song)

Octavian Esanu (image)
Maria Layus (animation)
Brian Lemarié (prose)
Brooks Reeves (recipe)
Ravi Shankar (verse)
Ari Stophanes (prose)
Katherine Wessling (video)





VI COSA Y AMA BUEY: a spinglish by Lee Berman: episode 26
 

how to read this text

  episode 26
 

Zelda rota texto Luis: "Coman tu maya parta mente han si mi." A hueva, Jim aguas ver y han gruí, han di sed, "No buey, y usted rey tejí ir." So de y resalto le de y, ande Luis rana buey. Y rana buey tu si Zelda. Den Jim, Bill, Finn, Gus, Jon, ande Don rana afeite re Louis. Y ji dina can ande den irán tu si Zelda ande fauna de Zelda se dotar Didi a slip. Enano te Zelda sed, "Te quiero fe maya dotar Didi vi cosa y ama buey." Luis ver roque a Cristo le figuren ande Didi buey quede ande sed tu Luis, "Ay Juan tú giras torre tu buey capan de vial hay fe."


instructions

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transliteration

Zelda wrote a text to Louis: "Come on to my apartment and see me." However, Jim was very angry, and he said, "No way, you stay right here." So they wrestled all day, and Louis ran away. He ran away to see Zelda. Then Jim, Bill, Finn, Gus, Jon, and Don ran after Louis. He hid in a can and then he ran to see Zelda and found Zelda's daughter Didi asleep. In a note Zelda said, "Take care of my daughter Didi because I am away." Louis broke a crystal figurine and Didi waked and said to Louis, "I want to hear a story to wake up and be alive."
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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